Saving the World, One Wanker at a Time

Nov 12

universalheadWeird 4 Comments

In the course of my working day, I innocently type the word ‘certainty’ into Thesaurus.com. But lest I get too excited by the results, Christians are always working hard to save my soul from eternal damnation …

4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. anaglyph
    Nov 12, 2007 @ 17:58:08

    They tell you how to overcome masturbation by practising pederasty.

  2. Myhigh
    Nov 15, 2007 @ 08:13:24

    Uh… I think that’s for Catholics only.

  3. Universal Head
    Nov 15, 2007 @ 08:43:24

    Hmm.. the name Ted Haggard springs to mind – oh hold on, I’m wrong, that was just a male prostitute! 😉

  4. midnightfaerie
    Feb 06, 2008 @ 03:49:02

    I always thought overcoming masturbation meant you weren’t single anymore…