Monday, November 12, 2007
Saving the world, one wanker at a time
In the course of my working day, I innocently type the word ‘certainty’ into Thesaurus.com. But lest I get too excited by the results, Christians are always working hard to save my soul from eternal damnation …

Comments
They tell you how to overcome masturbation by practising pederasty.
Posted by: anaglyph at November 12, 2007 5:58 PM
Uh… I think that’s for Catholics only.
Posted by: Myhigh at November 15, 2007 8:13 AM
Hmm.. the name Ted Haggard springs to mind - oh hold on, I’m wrong, that was just a male prostitute! ;)
Posted by: Universal Head at November 15, 2007 8:43 AM
I always thought overcoming masturbation meant you weren’t single anymore…
Posted by: midnightfaerie at February 6, 2008 3:49 AM