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Monday, November 12, 2007

Saving the world, one wanker at a time

In the course of my working day, I innocently type the word ‘certainty’ into Thesaurus.com. But lest I get too excited by the results, Christians are always working hard to save my soul from eternal damnation …

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They tell you how to overcome masturbation by practising pederasty.

Uh… I think that’s for Catholics only.

Hmm.. the name Ted Haggard springs to mind - oh hold on, I’m wrong, that was just a male prostitute! ;)

I always thought overcoming masturbation meant you weren’t single anymore…