The Game of Life

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Memoir '44

Once a week, on a Wednesday, I meet a friend of mine I’ve known for about 25 years for a few games of squash. After pushing our nearly-40 year old bodies to breaking point running around a few square metres of court chasing a little rubber ball, we head back to one of our homes, where we order pizza, have a few beers, and our lovely and extremely indulgent female partners put up with us laughing, shouting and having a great time over a boardgame.

Tonight we got out Memoir ’44, a simple but always enjoyable game that elegantly recreates and commemorates the battles in Northern France in 1944. My friend played the French, attempting to re-take Toulon on August 20-26 (I just realised—our timing is impeccable). My German infantry was well placed in defensive positions, aided by an artillery piece in Hyéres on the right flank. The battle was hard fought; I was outnumbered from the start, but gave as good as I got as I was pushed back to Toulon and eventually beaten. Shouts of victory and despair went up as the dice rolled. Cards were slapped down with gusto and discarded in disappointment. Many old in-jokes were rolled out for the umpteenth time. At least one uncontrollable fit of laughter was inevitable. My friend had spent the last week painting the little plastic pieces on his kitchen table, and the game looked great. To an observer it looked like some little army men, a colourful board with terrain pieces on it, some cards—but to us, we overlooked a sweeping battlefield alive with desperate combat.

(And in the case of this particular game, you can learn a little bit too—about the battles where men fought and died so we can laugh and joke with our friends well into old age.)

But next week, it might be gangfights in an undercity of the distant future, or steam-powered giant robots smashing into each other with spells crackling overhead, or marines battling aliens in the depths of a drifting space hulk, or cars bristling with weapons speeding across a post-apocalyptic landscape, or hunting Dracula and his minions the length and breadth of Victorian Europe, or …

Wednesday nights—I love ’em.


Get diverted—then talk about it

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A friend of mine has always wanted me to add the ability to make comments on items in my Diversions list—well Mr Miller, I had an idle moment late at night and now you have your wish. Bear with me while I fine tune the templates that go with this deceptively complex addition to the Hollow. No doubt I have now opened the floodgates to spam galore!

PS Click the little little number link to view or add comments.

PPS By the way, this is as good a place as any to reveal there’s little personal effort involved in snaring these online diversionary nuggets. They’re supplied by friends, stolen from blogs often more interesting than mine (eg Boing Boing) and occasionally stumbled upon by yours truly. But you knew that, didn’t you?


All Quiet on the Headless Front

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Yes, well, it’s all about work at the moment isn’t it? Sorry about the silence around here. But when you’re simultaneously doing four websites, one packaging job, a corporate identity, some Flash banners and any number of other bits and pieces, there isn’t much time to squeeze in blogging. Not to mention the fact you’re not doing anything interesting enough to talk about.

Still, I can’t complain about the amount of work Universal Head has been getting lately. I’ve just forgotten what it’s like to take one of those holidays where you actually have the time to completely get out of work mode … sigh. In a few months maybe.

In the meantime, I’ll keep the Diversions column changing, even if this main column may be a little maudlin for a week or two. Right, Head down …


Devil’s Coachhouse

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Entrance to the Devil’s Coachhouse, Jenolan Caves, 182km west of Sydney, Australia.