Toy Soldiers



“Hello, my name is Universal Head and I play with toy soldiers.”

When I was a kid I dabbled briefly with the usual toy soldier thing—you know, fighting battles in the sandpit, and later, making little flamethrowers out of tin foil and matches, that kind of thing—but I really wasn’t into it in a big way. The little men thing started, as so many things did, when I was about thirteen and discovered Dungeons & Dragons. Some ingenious person out there started making little 25mm high fantasy fighters and ’orrible creatures out of pewter and tin, and I was hooked on the little buggers. I think from the moment I first saw them lined up on the shelves of the game shop they captured my imagination. Not only could you create little battles with them, but you could express your artistic urges and paint them, learning all kinds of tricky techniques to make those tiny antagonists look as real as possible.

A little English company called Games Workshop started making figures for their Warhammer game, and the rest is history. I wasn’t really that much into big armies facing across each other across a tabletop. Being a very meticulous painter, I never got enough figures painted, so I tended to prefer small-scale ‘skirmish’ level games like Necromunda and Advanced Space Crusade.

But for people like me, who still have the eyes of a twelve-year-old when it comes to these things, the sight of a 6’x4′ table covered with little armies running about through beautifully modelled terrain still fires the imagination. And finally, after all these years, this kind of hobby is possible without sacrificing all of my free time upon the altar of wargaming.

Thanks to a game called AT-43.

Purists will shudder at this point. Prepainted miniatures?! Surely not! Well yeah, it took me a while to get used to the idea. But the fact is, with my schoolboy days long, long behind me, I have no time these days to paint the scores of little figures that a tabletop wargame requires. Pre-painted miniatures can go straight onto the tabletop, ready for battle; they still look great from the distance you usually see them, and gone are the days of figures cluttering the dining room table in a half-painted state.

AT-43 is a sci-fi miniatures game by a French company called Rackham, and I’ve recently bought into it in a big way. The miniatures look great and are painted to a good standard (no doubt by assembly lines of Chinese workers; though I have discussed this subject with game publishers who tell me that this kind of thing is actually considered a good job and just a first step on the ladder for young workers). The game system is quick, fun and doesn’t involve remembering the equivalent of trigonometry tables to play. A good example: if you have a Medic in your unit, you can save a hit soldier by shouting out Medic!—possibly one of the greatest rules ever invented for a wargame.

But these days, there are more things available that make tabletop gaming quick and easy to get into. Games Workshop recently released a modular 6’x4′ plastic battleboard that, while outrageously priced, solves all the old problems of making and storing a gaming surface. It packs away into a 2’x2′ carry bag, and once it’s painted, looks fantastic. Add a few of their plastic woods and hills and you have all the terrain you’ll ever need. In the bad old days you either had to make modular wood and polystyrene sections, or string a ping-pong table to the roof with a pulley system (don’t laugh, a friend of mine did this).

So, after you’ve spent all this money—no doubt justifying it to your partner by pointing out that your hobby could be collecting vintage cars, and she should be grateful—your old school buddy who you’ve known for almost thirty years (gulp!) comes around one evening and you set up a game. You’re both on the wrong side of forty and playing with toy soldiers.

So what? You have a fantastic time. A few beers and a few game turns later and you’re laughing your head off, embellishing the tiny dramas that happen on the table in front of you, making whooshing and dakka-dakka noises as another unit of soldiers lets fire with their assault rifles, cheering as the battle robot is blasted into smithereens by a lucky laser shot, chucking handfuls of dice like high rollers in Vegas, both leaning over the table to see if your opponent pulled off the lucky numbers to blow your favourite unit away.

You may laugh, but it’s a damn sight better way to spend an evening than sitting in front of the television or plugging your cash into a one-armed bandit.

With luck, I’ll be playing games like this until I shuffle off this mortal coil. Quite probably, in full command of my mental facilities because I’ve kept my brain so active learning game rules, and certainly happier because I’ve held on to my childlike imagination and sense of wonder. Playing with toy soldiers is a wonderful thing. I highly recommend it.

Image from the Rackham website, used without permission.

PS: Obsessive graphic designer that I am, I spent ages redesigning all the unit cards from AT-43 into a more readable and easier-to-use format. You can download them here.

PPS: You get to exercise other creative modelling and painting muscles too. See this thread on the AT-43 forums, where I’m detailing the process I’m going though making terrain tiles for the game.

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. r1sefromru1n
    Mar 04, 2009 @ 05:42:34

    Are you planning on the same reference sheet or card fixes for Confrontation as well? Your stuff is top notch as usual….and great article. I agree it is great being able to immediately field the models and get to playing…and this is coming from a long time modeler and painter 🙂

  2. steelbuddha
    Mar 07, 2009 @ 06:25:23

    Awesome as always. I’d be curious to hear your impressions of Watchmen if you go this weekend.

  3. littlewars
    Mar 11, 2009 @ 13:35:16

    Arrgh! You have me coveting this game and I was on the fence for soo long. Nice write up!

  4. Universal Head
    Mar 11, 2009 @ 14:16:07

    Indeed, so was I. I bought the ‘Initiation set’ and was very impressed, but later UNA releases seemed to be not as good quality so I sat on it for ages. But things have certainly improved since then – the Red Blok figures are particularly nice. And from the usual gaming distance as you stand over a table the figures look great. Now I own every AT43 product Rackham have released!
    I find the system to be a perfect balance of ease-of-use and realism (though some might not agree, tastes vary of course) and I love the scenario stuff they’re bringing out, especially the latest Operation Frostbite campaign.
    Try to play a game to see if you like the system first, but I’m hooked.

  5. Sikil
    Mar 11, 2009 @ 14:27:12

    Superb article, love it!
    I’m on the mid 20’s and can still relate to most of, if not all of, your article!

  6. Andrew
    May 07, 2009 @ 14:14:10

    Carefully not referreing to the fact that you got totally annihilated (twice) on an AT43 evening not so long ago by an AT43 tyro…

  7. Universal Head
    May 07, 2009 @ 14:35:06

    Hey, I never said I was any good at the games, just that I enjoyed them!

  8. Gordon
    May 18, 2009 @ 09:04:21

    Awesome review as Im hitting 46 it hit home.
    Ive added your site to my links at the New England AT-43 site (NEAT-43)

  9. RiTides Nids
    Jun 03, 2009 @ 01:02:38

    This was very insightful! I enjoyed it a lot 🙂
    I came over from DakkaDakka where it was posted/linked to: